When are we washing the baby?

"When do we wash Auntie J's baby?" asked my 5-year-old daughter Lauren last night.

"We have to wait for Auntie J to have her baby first, sweetie," I replied, amused by her eagerness to help out with her as-yet unborn cousin.

"But we have to wash the baby at the party. If Auntie J doesn't have the baby, how can we wash it? It's supposed to be a baby washing party!" Lauren demanded.

Evidently, she has taken the term "baby shower" quite literally!