Did you know...

That you can create an intricate and impenetrable labryinth of a web when you painstakingly weave it in and around your furniture?
That you can wear underwear over your head as a mask?
That a towel wrapped around your hair provides an instant disguise as a wig?
That 2L plastic pop bottles make excellent bowling pins?
That a colander, when placed on your head, makes an excellent helmet?

No kidding. Come to my house to see these little tidbits in action.